Into great boredom
Technically this isn't actually a movie review because I haven't even seen the movie nor do I ever intend on seeing the movie but that's alright because I really don't need to to be able to tell you that anyone who says they enjoyed it is a pretentious liar. You see this entire movie, all 162 minutes of it (that's 2 hours and 42 minutes for the mathematically impaired), is broadcast in total silence. I'm talking no score, no voiceover, absolutely no talking of any kind what-so-fucking-ever. Oh yah and it's got some monks in it too. This literally is the movie equivalent of watching paint dry.
Being a loud, opinionated asshole I find it hard to keep my big mouth shut for 5 minutes let alone 2 hours. However all was not lost on me as this movie actually did get me thinking and I really just have one burning question - when monks wank do they scream out when they cum?
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